Whoa, did you just see that meteor? We thought not. It was your site working in tandem with our code.

The fancy word is: our JavaScript uses the same technology as Google Analytics (yes, the Google). So it’s been tested and proven to be asynchronous. For the luddites among you, that means it loads really, really fast.

Your site will work as fast and unobstructed as… as… as a really fast site which runs on a really fast computer that is travelling aboard a really fast starship heading toward the sky at light speed.